The Mother, The Daughter And The English Gentleman

"Good morning, my dears. I hope you both had an enjoyable night. Here, I've brought you a little something to start the day off. A little bit of friction on your tits from these nettles will wake you up, I'm sure. Your lovely, little titties will be covered in big, white pustules from the irritant in the lovely, little plants!"

And your dear mother doesn't seem to happy either. Well, I'm not surprised really, the teeth of the saw blade must have been digging into her vagina and crotch all night!"

"Now, as you are sobbing so beautifully for me, I’ll pull out the two bottle brushes that you've had in your cunt and arsehole all night and I'll shove them up your mummy's holes. How about that? She has the right to have some fun too, you know!"